{"id":191,"date":"2013-04-13T02:40:01","date_gmt":"2013-04-13T02:40:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/?p=191"},"modified":"2013-04-13T02:40:01","modified_gmt":"2013-04-13T02:40:01","slug":"j-is-for-jack-and-jill","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/j-is-for-jack-and-jill\/","title":{"rendered":"J is for Jack and Jill"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/A2Z-2013-BADGE-001Small_zps669396f9.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-80\" alt=\"Blogging from A to Z\" src=\"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/A2Z-2013-BADGE-001Small_zps669396f9.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/A2Z-2013-BADGE-001Small_zps669396f9.jpg 200w, http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/A2Z-2013-BADGE-001Small_zps669396f9-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a>I&#8217;m <em>really<\/em> late putting this post up because I didn&#8217;t have internet for most of the day. Good times. *eyeroll* Even now, while I have a net connection my husband is working behind me to stabilise it and I&#8217;m hearing a lot of sighing and swearing. Wheee!<\/p>\n<p>J is for jacking and jilling off. Jacking off is a term you&#8217;re probably familiar with, it&#8217;s slang for masturbating. Jilling off is the same thing but directed exclusively toward female masturbation. It&#8217;s fair enough, I guess, most people use the term jacking off to refer to men and, as the dudes I grew up around would say, What&#8217;s good for the goose is good for the gander.<\/p>\n<p>Still, I don&#8217;t like it. The phrase I mean. I don&#8217;t know why. I don&#8217;t take any exception to the someone saying jacked off\/jack off\/jacking off but once you replace jack with jill it just sounds wrong to me. Possibly just because I&#8217;m not accustomed to it. I dunno.<\/p>\n<p>Tomorrow, for the letter K I&#8217;ll tell you the phrase I use to refer to masturbation. Because.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m really late putting this post up because I didn&#8217;t have internet for most of the day. Good times. *eyeroll* Even now, while I have a net connection my husband is working behind me to stabilise it and I&#8217;m hearing &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/j-is-for-jack-and-jill\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[17,30,37],"class_list":["post-191","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogging-from-a-to-z","tag-blogging-from-a-to-z-2","tag-definitions","tag-masturbation"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=191"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=191"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=191"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=191"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}