{"id":193,"date":"2013-04-13T18:40:34","date_gmt":"2013-04-13T18:40:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/?p=193"},"modified":"2013-04-13T18:40:34","modified_gmt":"2013-04-13T18:40:34","slug":"k-is-for-killing-kittens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/k-is-for-killing-kittens\/","title":{"rendered":"K is for Killing Kittens"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/God-kills-kitten.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-194 aligncenter\" alt=\"Every Time you masturbate God kills a kitten\" src=\"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/God-kills-kitten.jpg\" width=\"638\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/God-kills-kitten.jpg 638w, http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/God-kills-kitten-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 638px) 100vw, 638px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Killing kittens sounds super menacing (and horrible) but around my house it&#8217;s a euphemism for masturbation, and it&#8217;s all because of the picture above \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Killing kittens sounds super menacing (and horrible) but around my house it&#8217;s a euphemism for masturbation, and it&#8217;s all because of the picture above \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[17,37],"class_list":["post-193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogging-from-a-to-z","tag-blogging-from-a-to-z-2","tag-masturbation"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=193"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}