{"id":215,"date":"2013-04-19T23:09:57","date_gmt":"2013-04-19T23:09:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/?p=215"},"modified":"2013-04-19T23:09:57","modified_gmt":"2013-04-19T23:09:57","slug":"p-is-for-johnny-depp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/p-is-for-johnny-depp\/","title":{"rendered":"P is for Johnny Depp?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.examiner.com\/article\/johnny-depp\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-216\" alt=\"Johnny Depp\" src=\"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Johnny_Depp_3-231x300.jpg\" width=\"231\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Johnny_Depp_3-231x300.jpg 231w, http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Johnny_Depp_3.jpg 278w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 231px) 100vw, 231px\" \/><\/a>I know, I know. How does P end up being for Johnny Depp. Well, let me tell you. I had this whole blog idea in my head for &#8216;P is for penis&#8217; but before I started writing it I began googling to try and find some a good picture to use with it. Can we agree that penises, though useful, are not especially attractive? We can? Good.<\/p>\n<p>So. I was trying to find something penis-like that was fun to look at, and failing. So then I thought &#8216;Well, maybe I&#8217;ll just put up a picture of a sexy man and leave it at that.&#8217; Well, who is the sexiest man in the universe?<\/p>\n<p>Yus. Johnny Depp.<\/p>\n<p>*Drools*<\/p>\n<p>I know I should still blog about penises but&#8230; Johnny Depp!<\/p>\n<p>Yum.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know, I know. How does P end up being for Johnny Depp. Well, let me tell you. I had this whole blog idea in my head for &#8216;P is for penis&#8217; but before I started writing it I began &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/p-is-for-johnny-depp\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[17,44],"class_list":["post-215","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogging-from-a-to-z","tag-blogging-from-a-to-z-2","tag-johnny-depp"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=215"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}