{"id":439,"date":"2014-08-21T22:37:21","date_gmt":"2014-08-21T22:37:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/?p=439"},"modified":"2014-08-21T22:37:21","modified_gmt":"2014-08-21T22:37:21","slug":"356-minutes-and-20-seconds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/356-minutes-and-20-seconds\/","title":{"rendered":"356 Minutes and 20 Seconds"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is going to seem like a bit of a sales pitch, and I guess it sort of is, but it&#8217;s not completely selfish. Honestly.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/AEBN.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-440\" src=\"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/AEBN.jpg\" alt=\"AEBN\" width=\"484\" height=\"121\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/AEBN.jpg 748w, http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/AEBN-300x75.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 484px) 100vw, 484px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Can you read that? If not you can click on it to make it bigger.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s a screenshot of my account page at <a title=\"AEBN\" href=\"http:\/\/theater.aebn.net\/dispatcher\/frontDoor?theaterId=71900&amp;salesToolId=31\" target=\"_blank\">AEBN<\/a>. Do you see how much time I have banked? 356 Minutes and 20 Seconds.<\/p>\n<p>Let me just say that one more time:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>356 Minutes and 20 Seconds<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I watch a fair bit of porn (I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;re shocked :-p ) almost exclusively on AEBN and I have 356 minutes and 20 seconds banked&#8230; and not because I&#8217;ve paid for it either. I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve ever paid for porn there at all, ever.<\/p>\n<p>The thing is, when I signed up I got 15 minutes free (just like you can, <a title=\"AEBN\" href=\"http:\/\/theater.aebn.net\/dispatcher\/frontDoor?theaterId=71900&amp;salesToolId=31\" target=\"_blank\">click the &#8216;Get your free account&#8217; link<\/a>) and they regularly send me 15 minutes more free minutes. Enough that I have almost 6 hours banked. Banked! LOL<\/p>\n<p>Now I did have a six month period where my firewall wouldn&#8217;t let me stream their movies for some reason, but still&#8230; that&#8217;s a lot of free high-quality smut I&#8217;ve got sitting there, without spending a penny.<\/p>\n<p>Ya know, in case you&#8217;re into that sort of thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is going to seem like a bit of a sales pitch, and I guess it sort of is, but it&#8217;s not completely selfish. Honestly. Can you read that? If not you can click on it to make it bigger. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/356-minutes-and-20-seconds\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[98],"class_list":["post-439","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-just-stuff","tag-aebn"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/439","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=439"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/439\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}