{"id":469,"date":"2014-11-24T09:43:57","date_gmt":"2014-11-24T16:43:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/?p=469"},"modified":"2014-11-24T09:44:41","modified_gmt":"2014-11-24T16:44:41","slug":"straight-categories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/straight-categories\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Straight&#8221; Categories"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was logged into the stat areas of one of the sponsors for this website and found myself greatly amused by their top-selling &#8220;Straight&#8221; categories:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/str8.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-470\" src=\"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/str8-300x136.jpg\" alt=\"str8\" width=\"300\" height=\"136\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/str8-300x136.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/str8.jpg 397w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The blurred out things are because I was going to share this on my mainstream social media, but then I decided fuck it, I&#8217;d post it here instead \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was logged into the stat areas of one of the sponsors for this website and found myself greatly amused by their top-selling &#8220;Straight&#8221; categories: The blurred out things are because I was going to share this on my mainstream &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/straight-categories\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[108],"class_list":["post-469","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-just-stuff","tag-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/469","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=469"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/469\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=469"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=469"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=469"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}