{"id":472,"date":"2014-11-26T13:24:42","date_gmt":"2014-11-26T20:24:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/?p=472"},"modified":"2014-11-26T13:29:38","modified_gmt":"2014-11-26T20:29:38","slug":"ermagerd-deadlines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/ermagerd-deadlines\/","title":{"rendered":"ERMAGERD DEADLINES!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Kermit\"<\/a><\/p>\n

That? That was me last night. I was talking to my partner about the new story I’m writing.<\/p>\n

Me:<\/strong> It’s so weird, I’m 1,600 (5 pages) in and there’s no sex yet.<\/p>\n

Him:<\/strong> You’re doing it wrong.<\/p>\n

Me:<\/strong> No, I think I might be writing erotic romance<\/em>. Which is weird. But in a good way because I want to submit it to Demons, Imps and Incubi<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Him:<\/strong> What, what and what?<\/p>\n

So I went to the Red Moon Romance <\/a>website to show him the covers and that’s when I turned into Kermit up there. Because, you see, I discovered that the deadline for submissions is December 31st.<\/p>\n

Eek!<\/p>\n

That may seem like plenty of time, but I have a lot of things on my plate right now. I didn’t realise I was going to have to, erm, pump this story out as quickly as I must to submit it.<\/p>\n

Still, pretty exciting and weird. Being five pages in with no sex yet, I mean \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

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ETA: Why isn’t my Kermit flailing? My Kermit is meant to flail, damn it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

That? That was me last night. I was talking to my partner about the new story I’m writing. Me: It’s so weird, I’m 1,600 (5 pages) in and there’s no sex yet. Him: You’re doing it wrong. Me: No, I … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":473,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[109,110,13,157],"class_list":["post-472","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-just-stuff","tag-deadlines","tag-demons-imps-and-incubi","tag-first-draft","tag-red-moon-romance"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/472","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=472"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/472\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/473"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=472"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=472"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=472"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}