{"id":689,"date":"2015-09-01T10:45:04","date_gmt":"2015-09-01T16:45:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/?p=689"},"modified":"2015-09-01T10:45:04","modified_gmt":"2015-09-01T16:45:04","slug":"erotica-under-glass-2015-theme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/erotica-under-glass-2015-theme\/","title":{"rendered":"Erotica Under Glass 2015 Theme"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And so it begins. With procrastination. Because of course it does.<\/p>\n<p>But. But I did have to make a blog post announcing this year&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/erotica-under-glass-2015\/\" target=\"_blank\">Erotica Under Glass<\/a> theme, right? So at least it&#8217;s like, productive procrastination.<\/p>\n<p>I know, that&#8217;s weak but it&#8217;s all I&#8217;ve got LOL<\/p>\n<p>So, without further ado I present the theme for this year&#8217;s Erotica Under Glass&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>*insert a drum roll here*<\/p>\n<p>Dun da da dun!<\/p>\n<p>This year&#8217;s theme is:<\/p>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\">She&#8217;s on the Bottom<\/h1>\n<p>I&#8217;m pretty excited about this theme. I know the person who suggested it well enough to know that they were thinking of it as a riff off <a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/1N0oDp3\" target=\"_blank\">He&#8217;s on Top<\/a> and I fully intend to explore that aspect of it, but there are loads of other ways to interpret this theme and I can&#8217;t wait to dive into them as well.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll be splitting my writing time between writing longhand in my notebooks, typing straight into Word, and using <a href=\"http:\/\/writeordie.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Write or Die<\/a> &#8212; whatever it takes to stay productive during the four hours a day I need to be writing in order to reach my 90 hour goal. Because of that I won&#8217;t be able to provide an exact word count of how much I&#8217;ve done in a day but I&#8217;ll be able to guesstimate something up. What I&#8217;m mostly curious about, though, is how many stories will I have finished by the end of the month.<\/p>\n<p>Do you want to guess?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll send the person whose guess comes closest a signed paperback of <a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/1N0p9mZ\" target=\"_blank\">Demons, Imps and Incubi<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>In the meantime, I&#8217;m setting my timer and starting. Wish me luck and don&#8217;t forget you&#8217;re welcome to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/erotica-under-glass-2015\/\" target=\"_blank\">send me prompts<\/a>. 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I know, that&#8217;s weak &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/erotica-under-glass-2015-theme\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":611,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[162],"tags":[77,163],"class_list":["post-689","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-erotica-under-glass","tag-erotica-under-glass","tag-shes-on-the-bottom"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/689","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=689"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/689\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/611"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=689"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=689"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.corividae.com\/shiny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=689"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}