#3DaysUnderGlass Update

Well… that could have gone better.

And I’m sure it would have gone better if I’d gone in a bit more prepared.

I was aiming for 25,000 words over Saturday, Sunday and Monday. I ended up with closer to 10,000. Which is not awesome… but I’m okay with it.

My plan had been to spend Friday reacquainting myself with the paranormal circus story I started ages ago and then Saturday get to work on that. I’d hoped to finish it up and then begin another story in the paranormal circus series. Alas, I didn’t get that reacquainting done, and besides, I reasoned, it was probably better to start something new so I could build up some momentum rather than ramping down on a story that’s nearly finished already.

It sounded reasonable at the time. Still does, actually. The thing is though… I had no idea what the ‘new story’ was going to be about. None at all.

So I consulted my notes for the paranormal circus stories (aka: a smattering of Post-it notes stuck on my bedroom door), took a couple down and tried to jam them together into a story.

It worked, eventually. The story that is coming together as a result is one that I quite like, but it took a long time to get there. I’m going to have to cut about the first 4,000 words I wrote, and there’s a long, long way to go on this tale yet, but I have something. Which is more than I started with on Saturday.

I also have a wee bit of a streak. Over the past three days I’ve written for at least an hour. I’m going to see just how long I can keep that streak up. Given that I write longhand an hour doesn’t add up to a whole lot of words (somewhere between 500 and 2,500 of them, depending on how well the story is flowing) but it adds up to some. And the next hour adds up to some more.

Every little bit counts, is what I’m saying.

And this paranormal circus idea has begun to grow wings. I think it’s going to be a wee bit… uh… I think huge is the word I’m looking for. I’m excited about it and I want to block out some time just for it. And one hour a day feels like a doable number. So we’ll see.

I also picked up a couple story prompts this weekend, which I’m pretty excited about. You can see them here. That page will also tell you how you can send me your own prompt.

I’ve already turned the lady in the green dress into a vampire named Natalie, and I think the text prompt may form the basis of a great Christmas story. We’ll see… my subconscious is still chewing on it!

 

Posted in Paranormal Circus | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

3-Day Novel Contest

The 3-Day Novel Contest is exactly what it sounds like. It challenges writers to write a complete novel over a three day weekend. This upcoming weekend, to be specific.

I’m not entering the contest this year (maybe next year when I’ve a bit more time to prepare) but I am going to use it as inspiration to get some writing done.

This year has been pretty bonkers and I haven’t spent any time at all writing anything new, not even for my paranormal circus erotica under glass project. It’s time to change that.

My goals related to the paranormal circus erotica under glass for this year were:

  • Finish writing and editing the untitled novelette/novella? about Ben and Maggie
  • Write at least one more story in this series.
    • Preferably two 😉
  • Write and share a holiday-themed story set in this series

So those are my goals for the 3-Day Novel Contest.

Because I also like word count goals I’m also aiming for 25,000 words over the three days.

I’m going to spend some time tomorrow re-acquainting myself with Ben and Maggie and the world they live in, and then I’ll dive in. I will attempt to post updates on Twitter and Facebook using the hashtag #3DaysUnderGlass but if I need to chose between writing and tweeting writing is going to win.

Wish me luck!

Oh, and send prompts (details).

Paranormal Circus

Posted in Challenges, Erotica Under Glass, Paranormal Circus | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Get kINKED for Free!

It’ll only last for one day, but now is your chance to pick up a copy of kINKED for free! After today it will continue to be available for free to everyone on Kindle Unlimited but if you haven’t got access to that don’t miss out!

kINKED is a steamy collection of stories about where kink and ink meet. In other words, kinky stories that feature tattoos 🙂

Every tattoo tells a story… A submissive pain slut receives a tattoo as a reward for years of selfless service. A man’s body is used to deliver a very different kind of message to a domineering masochist. An exotic teahouse on an alien planet where one woman explores her submissiveness with a set of shapeshifting twins. These and other sizzling stories take you to the places where kink meets ink and leave you indelibly marked.

Get it for free now!

Posted in kINKED | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Sara Dobie Bauer’s Best Books of 2017 (so far)

In celebration of the release of Bite Somebody Else, I look back on the books I’ve read since January and what really tickled my fancy. (In some cases, literally.) So far this year, I’ve read thirty-seven books. Of those thirty-seven, here are the top five in no particular order.

 

Gun to My Head by Dira Lewis

https://www.amazon.com/Gun-My-Head-Dira-Lewis/dp/1620047896/

When I met Dira at a convention, she told me—in no uncertain terms—that Gun to My Head was not a romance. Okay, but it is … if you squint. Injured vampire Sin is on the run when he meets lonely Dominic and imprints on the heartbroken young man. Now, they’re bound together, even as other vampires hunt Dominic. Even as Sin does some horrible things to his sort of “boyfriend.” Even though Dominic is pretty much willing to die for Sin. So maybe it’s not exactly a romance, but it’s action-packed, featuring a complicated relationship between a vampire and his human. I loved this gritty vampire book so much, I had to limit myself to a certain number of pages a night. So worth the read.

 

Read Bottom Up by Neel Shah and Skye Chatham

https://www.amazon.com/Read-Bottom-Up-Neel-Shah/dp/0062262181/

A love story told entirely via text messages, emails, and social media stalking, I’ve never read a romance novel that better mimics our modern idea of “dating.” Madeline and Elliot meet at a New York City restaurant opening, and so begins their psychotic adventure. Why psychotic? Because, in relationships, we’re all nuts—as evidenced by the overly analytical email exchanges between Madeline and her best friend and Elliot and his. (“He did this, but did he mean that?”) We’ve all fielded the madly insecure ramblings of a friend in a new relationship. I want to make this required reading for all college students. Not only does it show you what not to do in a relationship, but it commiserates with the madness we’ve all felt while searching blindly for The One.

 

An Unattractive Vampire by Jim McDoniel

https://www.amazon.com/Unattractive-Vampire-Jim-McDoniel/dp/1941758649/

This book had me snort laughing for sure. Ancient vampire Yulric Bile has been sleeping underground for three hundred years. When he wakes, he finds the world has become a stupid, terrifying place filled with stupid, beautiful vampires who have no idea how to be monsters. Modern vampires are apparently attractive, much to Yulric’s distaste since he’s one ugly dude. Think Nosferatu, creeping around, sucking blood and stuff. Now, with the help of an unlikely duo, he hunts the doofus responsible for this pretty vampire trend—with hilarious results. A book (much like Bite Somebody Else) that does not take itself seriously, I don’t suggest you read this in public because your insane laughter might scare people.

 

Sublime by Christina Lauren

https://www.amazon.com/Sublime-Christina-Lauren/dp/1481413694/

Disclaimer: I got rid of this book as soon as I finished reading it because I will never, ever read it again. Need I explain? All right. In Sublime, ghost girl Lucy wakes up years after her death on the grounds of a private high school. She is immediately drawn to handsome Colin, the resident orphaned thrill seeker. Soon, they’re more than drawn to each other; they’re obsessed with each other, and it looks as though Lucy has come back for Colin. But why? Is she there to save him or destroy him? Halfway though this novel, I called the friend who sent it to me and asked, “Is the end of this book going to ruin me?” Basically, yes. Sublime is beautifully written with amazing characters—but it is sad enough to make your eyes bleed, which is why I will never read it again. If you like tragic love stories, this is the book for you. You’ve been warned!

 

The Magpie Lord by KJ Charles

https://www.amazon.com/Magpie-Lord-Charm-Magpies-ebook/dp/B06XW9174G/

I read this in one day, probably because I love a good Victorian ghost story slash romance featuring a super hot dude. (Who doesn’t?) Following the deaths of his odious father and brother, Lucien Vaudrey returns home to accept his legacy as Lord Crane. Too bad someone attempts his murder using magic. He calls in a specialist: magician Stephen Day. Whereas Lucian is walking sex, Stephen is a strange little man whose contempt for the new Lord Crane soon turns to lust. (Crane’s tattoos sure do help.) Together, they have to figure out the mystery of the magpies and find Crane’s would-be killer before they both end up dead. If there’s extra time for some heated M/M sex, all the better! Meow.

 

Author bio:

Sara Dobie Bauer is a writer, model, and mental health advocate with a creative writing degree from Ohio University. Her short story, “Don’t Ball the Boss,” was nominated for the Pushcart Prize, inspired by her shameless crush on Benedict Cumberbatch. She lives with her hottie husband and two precious pups in Northeast Ohio, although she’d really like to live in a Tim Burton film. She is a member of RWA and author of the paranormal rom-com Bite Somebody, among other ridiculously entertaining things.

 

About Bite Somebody Else (Book 2 in the Bite Somebody series):

Imogene helped her newbie vampire friend Celia hook up with an adorable human, but now Celia has dropped an atomic bomb of surprise: she has a possibly blood-sucking baby on the way. Imogene is not pleased, especially when a mysterious, ancient, and annoyingly gorgeous vampire historian shows up to monitor Celia’s unprecedented pregnancy.

Lord Nicholas Christopher Cuthbert III is everything Imogene hates: posh, mannerly, and totally uninterested in her. Plus, she thinks he’s hiding something. So what if he smells like a fresh garden and looks like a rich boarding school kid just begging to be debauched? Imogene has self-control. Or something.

As Celia’s pregnancy progresses at a freakishly fast pace, Imogene and Nicholas play an ever-escalating game of will they or won’t they, until his sexy maker shows up on Admiral Key, forcing Nicholas to reveal his true intentions toward Celia’s soon-to-arrive infant.

 

Links:

Website: http://SaraDobieBauer.com

Amazon: http://amzn.to/2rnSvoC

World Weaver Press: http://www.worldweaverpress.com/store/p125/Bite_Somebody_Else.html

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/AuthorSaraDobieBauer

Twitter: https://twitter.com/SaraDobie

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/saradobiebauer/

Posted in Guest Blog | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

What’s life like as an erotica author?

What’s life like as an erotica author?

By Sara Dobie Bauer

With the release of kINKED and my short story “Painted Red,” I add another story to my ever-growing list of erotic short fiction flying free in the world. I wasn’t always like this. I used to write pretty PG-13. Then, I got older and stopped caring so much about what people thought. I started writing what I wanted to write … and apparently, I wanted to write about sex.

It’s true: I don’t really care what people think of me. But they do think things about me. Because I write erotica, I must wear leather and whipped cream all the time, right? Well, no. Let’s have a chat, shall we?

Do people expect you to be super-sexed up? Slutty? Are you assumed to be more sexually open than you are?

Yes… However, I am pretty sexed up in reality, so it’s less an assumption and more a foregone conclusion. It’s true, though: people do assume I’m way more sexual than I really am. I think some of my readers believe I have a dungeon filled with floggers and chains. (I do not.) However, I am very comfortable with my sexuality and talk about it openly with my husband, so I have a very fulfilling sex life. I’m not only assumed to be sexually open; I am sexually open—just not in the way people’s imaginations might lead them to think.

Do people over share about their sex lives? 

Yes. Always. However, so do I, so that’s partially my fault. People read my stories and want to talk about what they’ve read. I’m not one to judge (I’ll try anything twice), so I open the door for conversation and people tend to walk right through. It’s amazing how much you can learn and apply to your own sex life just by talking with friends.

Do people expect you to be transparent about YOUR sex life? Like, supply them with wild stories of your sexual escapades at cocktails? 

I am transparent. Very much so. I love talking about sex, so I don’t mind sharing stories. Plus, I’m a writer; stories are kind of my gig. Sex is a human right, damn it. Everyone should be having it, and if you’re not having it, you should be talking about it and learning about the newest positions/toys/kinks so that you’re prepared to have tons of fun once you are having sex again.

Do you find yourself in the role of sex therapist? 

Strangely, for men more than women. I have both married and single guy friends who want to know how they can get their wife to be wilder in the bedroom—as if I’m the expert because I write about crazy sex. Sometimes, my imagination just gets a bit out of control, but it’s easy to assume that what I write is based on fact—and some of it is. In “Painted Red,” my male lead has a tattoo fetish, as do I, so fiction does occasionally imitate life. (There’s another bit in “Painted Red” that’s autobiographical, too, but I’m not telling you what it is.)

What keeps you interested in writing erotica? What’s the draw for you? 

I love writing about two characters falling in love and getting laid. I just do. Falling in love (and falling in lust) is a huge part of the human experience. It’s something we can all relate to, so I write to warm hearts, to entertain, but also to titillate. Why not? This world is so dark and destructive sometimes. Why not shine a sexy light?


About the author: Sara Dobie Bauer is a writer, model, and mental health advocate with a creative writing degree from Ohio University. Her short story, “Don’t Ball the Boss,” was nominated for the Pushcart Prize, inspired by her shameless crush on Benedict Cumberbatch. She lives with her hottie husband and two precious pups in Northeast Ohio, although she’d really like to live in a Tim Burton film. She is author of the paranormal rom-com Bite Somebody, among other ridiculously entertaining things. Learn more at http://SaraDobieBauer.com.


Available Now!

Amazon (US) (CA) (UK)

 

Posted in Guest Blog, kINKED | Tagged , , | Leave a comment