Canada Day Blog Hop

Canada Day Blog Hop

Taylor Kitsch and Poutine

Photo by Neilson Barnard - © 2014 Getty Images - Image courtesy gettyimages.com
Photo by Neilson Barnard – © 2014 Getty Images – Image courtesy gettyimages.com

I was stuck for a topic for this blog, drawing a total blank. I took to Twitter and asked if it would be cheating for me to just post an excerpt and Wendy Sparrow said that yes, yes it would. Then she suggested a whole bunch of blog topics that were really good ideas but would require a lot of research. Now, Wendy is just finishing up a bunch of revisions on her Servants of Fate novellas which I’m going to be publishing this autumn so I think she was mostly trying to get back at me for something (which is totally unfair because I’m not even her editor, Trysh Thompson is!).

Anywho…

Then, as research I Googled “Sexy Canadian Dudes” and you will not believe what I found out.

TAYLOR KITSCH IS A CANADIAN!

Did you know this? I did not know this.

My gi-freaking-normous crush on Taylor started when he played Tim Riggins on Friday Night Lights (yes I know that character is underage but the actor isn’t — shuddup! :-p)

Taylor is probably #2 on my list of dudes I’m crushing on (right there between David Tennant and Neil Gaiman). And his eyes! Dude… check these out:

(AP Photo/Victoria Will)
(AP Photo/Victoria Will)

OH. MY. GAWD. Right?

Ahem…

Anyway, after having a little freakout about his hotness (and our shared citizenship) on Twitter I asked people to ask me questions so I’d have something to write about. Jen DeLuca wanted to know about the second yummiest thing to come out of Canada–Taylor being #1, obviously–poutine!

Poutine. You’ve heard of it right? French fries topped with cheese curds and gravy. It sounds disgusting and often looks pretty nasty but seriously, this is some yummy stuff. Honestly! Real purists will insist on squeaky cheese curds but I’m not a purist, I actually tend to prefer stringy mozzarella cheese. Om nom nom nom!

I don’t know who first thought, “You know what fries and gravy needs? Cheese!” but that person, whoever they were, was a genius.

If you’ve never had poutine before, seriously, try some. And remember all poutine is not created equally so if the first one you haven’t isn’t awesome, well, try it again 😉

My favourite poutine these days (it changes based on my mood) comes from a local bar–Pub 1905, but my partner swears by New York Fries.

Om nom nom.

Almost as tasty as *cough*

Oh right! As part of this blog tour not only do you get to see nom-able pictures, but you also get a chance to win prizes!

In addition to the grand prize for this blog hop–a $50 Amazon Gift Card–which you can enter to win here:

Enter to Win the $50 Amazon Gift Card

(Go ahead, it’ll open in a new window and I’ll wait…)

I’m also giving away a paperback copy of Rough Edges (shipped anywhere in the world).

Rough Edges Cover

Nothing is sexier than someone who knows what they want and has the confidence go after it. This anthology is crammed full of hot romances featuring those kinds of rough-around-the-edges alpha personalities–stories about the kind of men and women who ride horses during the day and their partners at night, who speak few words but mean every one of them, and who would never break their own personal code of honor. We’re talking about cowboys… and cowgirls.

This anthology contains seven romances with a Western theme that run the gamut from sweet to sizzling.

There are two ways to enter the draw for this book. Firstly, if you’re subscribed to my mailing list you’re already entered (if you’re not subscribed you can change that right here). The other way to enter is to leave a comment to this blog post and tell me who, or what, you think the yummiest thing in Canada is.

Once you’ve entered for the grand prize and entered for the copy of Rough Edges, check out these other stops on the tour, each of which is also giving away something awesome:

PD Workman – Summer is Short on the Prairies Canadiana Prize Pack, including paperback copy of Questing for a Dream
Jessica Subject – a paperback copy of Alien Next Door – the Complete Series
Romarin DemetriA Mirror Among Shattered Glass
Lisa Emme – a signed copy of Home Again
Nathan Burgoine – a copy of Light
Kayleigh Malcolm – $20 CAD Amazon Gift Card

AND HAPPY CANADA DAY!

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Legendary

LegendaryOne of the best things about Pen and Kink’s (r)evolution from being solely where I publish my Pen and Kink titles to being a place where I do that and publish other people’s work as well, is that it gives me a way to bring some of my ideas to life. Ideas that I don’t have time to edit myself. Ideas like a series of dark(ish) romance anthologies 🙂

That series, which I’m calling Triskaidekaphilia, will include 13 titles, each released on a Friday the 13th.

I’m super excited about it. No lie.

The first title, edited by the amazing Laura Harvey, is called Legendary and it is all about romance/erotica takes on urban legends.

Oh, and it’s open for submissions now 😉

Here is the short version:

• Stories between 3,000 – 15,000 words long
• Reprints accepted but not preferred. When submitting a reprint include information about its original publication in your submission email
• Open to all pairings and multiple partners (m/f, m/m, f/f, m/m/f, etc.)
• Any heat level
• Any setting or sub-genre is welcome (historical, paranormal, steampunk, contemporary, etc.)
• Urban legends from any culture are welcome.

The romance needs to be key to the story so we’re not looking for anything too darkly horrific, and the stories must have a happily ever after (HEA) or happy for now (HFN) ending—no killing off the love interests.

Payment: $10 USD and a paperback copy of the anthology in exchange for the non-exclusive right to include the story in the both the print and electronic versions of the anthology.

Open submission period: June 1, 2016 – July 31, 2016

Click here for the long version.

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Bite Somebody Soundtrack

BiteSomebody_finalI’ve invited the vivacious Sara Dobie Bauer to my blog today to help celebrate the release of her book Bite Somebody.

I’ve got to tell you, there is a lot of buzz around this book. Like a lot. I work at her publisher, World Weaver Press and Sara’s editor can not say enough good things about this book. Can. Not. I’ve never seen her so pumped about anything.

So…that’s a thing 😉

 

The Bite Somebody Soundtrack

Sara Dobie Bauer

It’s funny; when Cori asked me to build a soundtrack for Bite Somebody, I realized the book sort of built one for me …

“Do you want to be perfect?”

That’s what Danny asked Celia the night he turned her into a vampire. Three months have passed since, and immortality didn’t transform her into the glamorous, sexy vamp she was expecting but left her awkward, lonely, and working at a Florida gas station. On top of that, she’s a giant screw-up of an immortal, because the only blood she consumes is from illegally obtained hospital blood bags.

What she needs to do—according to her moody vampire friend Imogene—is just … bite somebody. But Celia wants her first bite to be special, and she has yet to meet Mr. Right Bite. Then, Ian moves in next door. His scent creeps through her kitchen wall and makes her nose tingle, but insecure Celia can’t bring herself to meet the guy face-to-face.

When she finally gets a look at Ian’s cyclist physique, curly black hair, and sun-kissed skin, other parts of Celia tingle, as well. Could he be the first bite she’s been waiting for to complete her vampire transformation? His kisses certainly have a way of making her fangs throb.

Just when Celia starts to believe Ian may be the fairy tale ending she always wanted, her jerk of a creator returns to town, which spells nothing but trouble for everyone involved.

Although on a normal day, I’m more of a grunge girl, that side of me didn’t feel right for Bite Somebody, which is all about the 80s and the beach. Instead of my usual list of suspects, you’ll find groups like The Cure, Queen, and Dave Matthews Band. Feel free to breakdance like Imogene or hippie sway like Ian. Either way, enjoy the official Bite Somebody soundtrack!

1. “Pretty Woman” – Roy Orbison

Women can be born pretty, but you got to feel pretty to really own it, which is something Celia takes time to learn in Bite Somebody. Not only is this the theme song for her favorite film (of the same name), but also it’s a great little number for strutting around the house … or down the beach.

 

2. “Bad Reputation” – Joan Jett

This is Imogene’s theme song. She has a Joan Jett look, and she’s a bad ass who really doesn’t care what anyone thinks. I’ve been told I based Imogene on myself, but that’s not entirely true. I do care what people think, sometimes too much. I’d do well to take some advice from my boot-wearing bad girl and let people love me for who I am—cranky, crazy, or not.

 

3. “Jimi Thing” – Dave Matthews Band

This one’s for Ian, a man who loves jam bands and weed. I grew up listening to DMB and, okay, there may have been some illegal substances involved. (I was just doing research.) I would be remiss to not acknowledge Dave as well as Ian’s ability to look beyond the bad and see the good, the happy, in every situation, which I hope rubs off on you, too.

 

4. “Once in a Lifetime” – Talking Heads

Have you ever asked yourself, “How did I get here?” Celia asks herself that a lot, but we all do, and not always in a bad way. Sure, if you’re, like, swimming with sharks, this is a valid question, but when you’re in a healthy romantic relationship, the question is the same. How could I be so blessed to be here, right now, with this person?

 

5. “Let’s Get It On” – Marvin Gaye

Let’s face it: Ian Hasselback is a sexy beast. Well, a nerdy, sexy beast. He makes my imaginary fangs go “boing,” and what better song than this to get things going right? We’ve all met that person who makes us feel tingly, and although Celia has trouble learning to relax in the bedroom, once she does, there’s no stopping her.

 

6. “Everything’s Gonna Be All Right” – Bob Marley

There is something so soothing about reggae, especially when it’s Bob. There are a lot of crazy things that go down in Bite Somebody. A moment of peace is deserved. Part of what I love so much about Ian and Celia is their ability to soothe each other. That’s what real love is: taking care of someone other than yourself and making them believe, no matter the “Danny Situation,” that everything will be okay.

 

7. “Let’s Dance” – David Bowie

My brother sings this song for karaoke, and why wouldn’t you? It’s freakin’ Bowie, the man who defined hot 80s androgyny. Dancing heals a lot of wounds. Think of it as dancing a demon off your back, which might be why Imogene dances with such fervor.

 

8. “Sleep” – Phish

Ian taught Imogene how to enjoy his hippie music, hence the inclusion of one of the most soothing songs EVER. This is the kind of song you listen to on a beach, the waves crashing in and out, before wandering up a well-worn path and tucking yourself into your sand-strewn bed.

 

9. “Lovesong” – The Cure

Yeah, so Celia doesn’t slow dance. Ian has no rhythm. Neither tendency is required for this 80s gem that just makes you want to sway. Even Imogene would get down to The Cure, although she’d bust out some breakdance moves and put everyone else to shame. Despite the melancholy beats, this song is a reminder that the people you love can bring you back to life—even if you’re undead.

 

10. “Someone to Love” – Queen

No man can sing like Freddie Mercury, and to have Freddie singing about love is right up there with A-positive blood. Celia wanted someone to love, and she found him. I guess that’s what we’re all looking for, and trust me: it’s worth the wait. Keep searching; your Ian is out there, probably looking for you, too.

BiteSomebody_final

Bite Somebody is available online:

Amazon

World Weaver Press


Sara-Dobie-Bauer-AuthorSara Dobie Bauer is a writer, model, and mental health advocate with a creative writing degree from Ohio University. She spends most days at home in her pajamas as a book nerd and sex-pert for SheKnows.com. Her short story, “Don’t Ball the Boss,” was nominated for the 2015 Pushcart Prize, inspired by her shameless crush on Benedict Cumberbatch. She lives with her hottie husband and two precious pups in Northeast Ohio, although she would really like to live in a Tim Burton film. She is also the author of Wolf Among Sheep, Life without Harry, andForever Dead. Read more at SaraDobieBauer.com or find her on Twitter @SaraDobie.

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Two FREE Under Glass Titles

Today I am incredibly excited to release not one, but two brand new Erotica Under Glass titles, and both of them for FREE!

The first book, Running on Empty, is the first installment in a serialised story set in a post-apocalyptic world. Years ago Olivia broke up with Jacob, dramatically shouting, “Not if you were the last men on Earth!” But now Jacob and his partner Liam very nearly are the last men on Earth and Liv, who is completely exhausted and in danger must seek them out to help save herself and her children. This story features both M/m and M/f action (including spanking and domination) but no actual intercourse. You won’t miss it though, honest :-p

Running on Empty 200x300

Get it for FREE now!

Amazon (US) (CA) (UK)

Kobo

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(It might take a while for Amazon to switch the price to free so if they are still charging I suggest trying a different distributor)

The second story is pretty much the exact opposite of the first LOL Moonlight and Magic is a steamy Femdom adventure that includes foot fetishism, ponyplay and pegging. It’s the result of one reader daring me to write a story that included pegging (with bonus points if it was a small woman and a large man) and another reader asking for a ponyplay twist on a familiar fairy play.

Moonlight and Magic

Download your FREE copy here!

I hope you’ll check them out. If you like them, please leave a review on Goodreads or Amazon–especially for Running on Empty as how quickly I put out the next installment of that story will depend on how enthusiastically it is received.

🙂

 

 

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Sex in History

Today I would like to share a guest blog from Rough Edges contributor, Christine Morgan. Christine has chosen to write about sex in history, which is very appropriate considering that her Rough Edges story is a steamy historical number 🙂

Story-EmmasRide(Okay, the art says ‘Coming soon’ but it’s out now! LOL)

Sex in History
or
There’s Nothing New Under the Covers

by Christine Morgan

Every generation, every era, acts like they invented sex. They discovered it. They were the first to take it beyond the most basic, perfunctory acts of reproduction. Earlier generations surely weren’t into all THAT. Not our parents. Not our grandparents, eew. It was strictly lights-off missionary in those days, a necessary evil, glossed over with stories about storks and cabbage patches.

Going further back than that, well, people must have been ignorant, prudish, and unsophisticated. Or much too concerned with matters such as survival. They didn’t have the leisure time, the intellect, the luxury, the interest. Only we, nowadays, in our lofty and more highly-evolved –

Yeah, right. No. Dream on. Our parents, their parents, and countless successions of parents and non-parents before that, were very busy getting busy. When they weren’t doing it, you can bet they were thinking about it. Maybe thinking about it in yowza-yowza turn on ways, maybe repressively obsessing about it, but, face it, they were.

Yes, they were. YOUR ancestors. OUR ancestors. Kinky carnal exploits and acrobatics. Throughout all of human history. Since the dawn of time.

But, look at it this way … if they hadn’t been, we wouldn’t be here, now, would we?

This subject interests me particularly because I write a lot of historical fiction. Sometimes including romance, erotica, and/or smut. From the Old West to the Viking age … from ancient cultures such as Egypt, Greece and Rome, Central America … even as far back as caveman days.

And it’s there, all the sex, it’s there in the art and literature of the times. Bathhouses in Pompeii festooned with frescoes of positions, scholarly opinions divided on whether they were sex-menus or a fun way to remember in which cubby one left one’s belongings. The Kama Sutra, of course. Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales, even Shakespeare. Don’t let the vaunted prudishness of the Victorian era fool you; their porn to this day is some of the filthiest ever written. Maybe the anthropologists mostly go on about hunt-scenes in neolithic cave painting, but you just know there are some graphic enough to make Jean M. Auel blush.

I own many reference books on everything from prostitutes in gaslit London to sex in the Bible (all kinds of stuff in that Old Testament; the New is much tamer, more like the Disneyfied sanitized versions of classic fairy tales, some of which were seriously raunchy; let’s just say Sleeping Beauty was a wowser way before Anne Rice took a shot at it). I have books on the practices of Roman emperors – looking at YOU, Caligula – and how the legend of Lady Godiva got its start, and debunking that whole nasty rumor about Catherine the Great and the horse.

I also draw heavily upon folklore and mythology, and let me tell you, a whole lot of creation myths involve godly masturbation. There’s divine impregnation, bestiality, incest, homosexuality, dirty jokes and genitalia references of a thousand kinds. Once, to make an angry goddess laugh, Loki tied his testicles to one end of a string and the beard of a goat to the other – doubt we’ll see that in any Marvel movies soon, though probably to Tom Hiddleston’s relief. Speaking of Loki, he turned himself into a mare and gave birth to an eight-legged horse. He also made fun of Freya for farting during sex with her own brother.

And that’s but a few examples from Norse mythology. The Greeks had Zeus; we all know about Zeus and his transformation-seductions. Or Aphrodite, arising from the foam-crested waves after the fruits of Kronos’ castration were flung into the sea. The Egyptian goddess Isis, gathering the pieces of her dismembered husband Osiris, had to make a replacement phallus out of wood because a crocodile ate the original … but this still didn’t stop her from conceiving a son.

Here in our age, we may believe we’re all that, we’re modern, we’re enlightened, we’re edgy. But people have been ‘practicing alternative lifestyles’ since the dawn of time. People have been into body mods and piercings for all sorts of reasons, from religious to sexual (the Maya and Aztecs did more than foreskin or labial bloodletting to honor the gods). People have had their quirks, kinks, preferences, and fetishes (foot-binding, for example) for centuries. BDSM and poly arrangements are nothing new.

Heck, we can’t even take credit for tentacle porn; there are hints of it in plenty of pulp-era stuff, and further back … arguably, Zeus as a cuttlefish could be tentacle porn, or how about that snake in the Garden of Eden? We can devise nifty terminology like ‘breath-play,’ but erotic asphyxiation really began catching the public eye, so to speak, when public hangings were popular spectator sport.

What we DO have, in our modern era, is easy access to information and communication. We no longer have to rely on whispers and gossip, on plain brown wrappers, on clandestinely passed-around magazines or naughty lithographs or dogeared paperbacks with pages that fall open to the ‘good’ parts.

Side note: I was a teenager when Judy Blume’s *Forever* came out, and you would have thought it was the end of the world from all the moralistic carryings-on. At the same time, no joke, our local library figured that *Flowers in the Attic* was probably one of those *Anne of Green Gables* / *Little House on the Prairie* type things and shelved it in what was not yet then called YA.

Side note 2: I recently listened to the audiobook version of Nabokov’s *Lolita*, performed way too squickily well by Jeremy Irons. Had not read it before, but I knew its reputation. Widely (and, it turns out, erroneously) hailed as one of the most erotic books ever … which can only lead me to conclude a whole lot of people must not have actually read it … far from erotic, it’s a terrifying and absolutely monstrous profile of abuse.

The internet can teach us more about myriad sexual activities than we possibly ever wanted to know, with just a few mouse clicks. Those who used to languish in furtive and solitary shame, convinced they were the only sick freak weirdos to be aroused by fill-in-the-blank, can find entire communities and support networks of the like-minded. We have availability and awareness now, to an extent our predecessors never did.

So, it isn’t that we invented or discovered sex … it isn’t that we’re more adventuresome or sophisticated … or more perverse and depraved, depending on how you look at things.

It’s only that we, like with so much else of our lives, splash and plaster and splatter it all over the internet. And that is one genie – one probably pretty sticky genie – that we’ll never get back in the bottle.


Christine Morgan spent many years working the overnight shift in a psychiatric facility, which played havoc with her sleep schedule but allowed her a lot of writing time. A lifelong reader, she also reviews, beta-reads, occasionally edits and dabbles in self-publishing. Her other interests include gaming, history, superheroes, crafts, cheesy disaster movies and training to be a crazy cat lady. She can be found online at https://www.facebook.com/christinemorganauthor and https://christinemariemorgan.wordpress.com/

 

Christine’s story, “Emma’s Ride”, is included in Rough Edges, available now:

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Amazon (US) (CA) (UK)

Kobo

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All Romance Ebooks

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